I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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