i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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