i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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This is the high leading the old right now
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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