Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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