She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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