Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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