you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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