redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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