i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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