you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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