I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
ok first of all what the fuck
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Dear god my vagina.
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