Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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