Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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