better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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