apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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