is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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