i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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