he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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