will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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