maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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