Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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