Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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