Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
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... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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