two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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