I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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