Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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