I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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