OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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