I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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