And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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