At least make sure they are 18
Why
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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