i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i think i have two assholes
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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