you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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