I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
she was so not down for the gang bang
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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