if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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