YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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