just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
i think my cat just said my name.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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