i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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