He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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