She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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