They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
did i just pee glitter
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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