He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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