So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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