Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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