you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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