I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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