awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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