what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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