Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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