We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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